They share one brain cell in the entire spiderverse. Different people, same font.
Trust me guys. This is in the next movie. I was in the writing room. (Lie)
Hobie: Why must I share a single brain cell with them. I mean lets be real Miguel is a jerk who deserves this but do we deserve Miguel?
Askbox open Miguel was really really not liking my last answer to the slap lick fondle thing so I might expound upon that later on. It was funny watching his face change colors as he read that over and over. Got more pissed each time he did
Anonymous asked:
So rather than Kill, Marry, Sleep with, can we do something a bit more PG. Slap, Lick, Fondle
Miguel O'hara
Spider-Gwen
Miles Morales
Okay so you’ve given me choices and I love these choices.
Firstly I’m going to state that I’m not fondling Gwen thats just wrong. I guess a playful slap.
Secondly I would do any of these options for Miguel. Mostly because hear me out, they all would haunt him. Grab him randomly on the booty, lick the side of his face, slap him. As who would dare slap Miguel O'hara
Miles: I mean he’s a teenager so not fondling him. Licking maybe because it would be weird as fuck and I’d like to see that react.
a-kind-pandemic-disaster asked:
Um hi! I made you some cookies! *hands you the cookies* I was wondering if we could be friends?
Ohhh but of course cookies or was we brits call them Biscuits don’t ask me why the fuck we can’t have a universal name for everything among English speaking nations is beyond me. *Snacks on the cookies* These are quite nice and I do think friendship is a wonderful goal in mind so long as you aren’t really friends with anyone who acts like Miguel.
Hobie: What if we all quit then you know what he’s fucked. I mean i’m sure there’s plenty of smart enough spider people to make our own spider society if we need one that’s not ran by a control freak asshole who probs needs a girlfriend or something.
Thank you tumblr dashboard for this gem
Hobie: First of all it’s called magic. Expect the Unexpected or Consistently inconsistent. Why would you expect my hair to act that way because it should act that way. When am I one to follow the norms and rules of life?
miles booking it through the spiderverse HQ with approximately a million spidermen after his ass like my guy. you can turn invisible
Hobie: Pretty sure that was the idea. Lure them all away far away then screw them all over. To be honest ballsy move bit of a mad lad. I support this level of anarchy and chaos.
To be honest I’d break in just to move all his shit a few inches to the right or left. Wouldn’t even tell him just flat out do it and let him guess/try to figure out if anyone used anything.
Well Miguel isn’t pleased he says my answers to asks aren’t wholly proper but ehhh why would I care what that tosser thinks. Keep the asks coming and ill keep answering since at this point the wanker is more and more unamused and I’m convinced he needs to get some.
goreking890 asked:
EAT THE RICH!!
I mean given the diet a lot of rich people eat im not sure that’s a wise idea. The amount of celebrities and uber rich who have bizzare diets or a collection of drugs worries me. We should take a page from the French revolution, or perhaps the American revolution and revolt for better treatment and rights for all. Equal rights doesn’t mean less rights for you this innt a fucking pie.
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